I was once the President of the free world. I had some fun (I got so much tail while in office!) and did lots of cool shit like forming the Peace Corps and signing the Nuclear Test Ban Treaty. I committed pseudocide with the help of my pawns, Jack Ruby and LBJ, and had myself cryogenically frozen. I requested to be unfrozen in the fall of 2008, and now here I am.
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i realize this has given away my secret identity
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