does anyone actually read this besides nik?

my father sent me a book in the mail today about the JFK 'assassination'

it's called 'Conspiracy of Silence'

when he left the voicemail, he told me this and also some news about someone's private art collection having a dozen pieces stolen from his home yesterday, including a Marc Chagall

he ended it with saying, 'that's all. bye babe'

i'm convinced he forgot who he was talking to halfway through the voicemail and called me 'babe' as a force of habit. he calls all his girlfriends 'babe' so he doesn't call them the wrong name (he has 3 girlfriends, Susan, Linda and Elizabeth, none of which know about the other)

...and he called me babe....

so disgusting