skirt season is almost over. the weather is going to start to turn and we will stop seeing bare legs. meaning sluts everywhere will feel they need to compensate for not showing their leg skin by showing more boob. therefore, one can conclude that winter is BOOB SEASON!
this year, i have noticed less losers amongst the art department. i know it sounds harsh, but what i mean is this: every semester here, i've seen one person each semester present something beer-pong related, or something that makes a reference to how much alcohol one consumes in a day/week/month/semester/year. for crits this week, i noticed not one person made a piece with booze as their content. i feel so proud of everyone for realizing there is more to life than getting fucked up and making 'art' about how wrecked they got. i feel we've all matured a bit and realized that your advanced sculpture class is not the place to build a beer pong table.
john mccain and sarah palin scare the shit out of me. recent polls have shown they have a 9 pt advantage over obama/biden. if we end up with another set of republican fucks running our country, im moving to canada. if they don't take me, anywhere in europe. if they don't take me, russia. if they won't take me........ ILL GO TO THE FREAKIN ARCTIC TUNDRA, I DON'T EVEN CARE!
HBO films presents Autism: the Musical. ....what the fuck? we're making musicals about disabilities now? nice...
Some guy that lives in the building I work at keeps being way overly nice to me, and brought me a red bull to wake me up. but i hate red bull and all energy drinks... i'm a black coffee/straight espresso type of person. so i have it hidden behind the desk in case he asks me how i liked it, ill feign energy and be like YEAH! THANKSSSS! and then i'll give it to my roommate when i go home.
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Man, I'm with the wrong crowd. I thought you got flowers for the girl you had a crush on, not speed.
Please post pics of these "boobs" you speak of. Especially the slut boobs. Much appreciated.
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